Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML
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nonsensical
| 26
Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.
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Soninuva
| 41
Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!
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nonsensical
| 26
Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.
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RichardPencil
| 27
That sucks.
I'm talking about vacuums!
I'm talking about vacuums!
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Dilexar
| 26
no.
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Soninuva
| 41
Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!
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SneakyDeath
| 15
This fml gave me a visual vision of the event.
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ragnarok1540
| 39
As opposed to an auditory, olfactory, or gustatory vision?
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Dilexar
| 26
olfactory or gustatory??? please tell me im not the only one that didnt get this
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RichardPencil
| 27
I got it
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oxker
| 7
Is your first language something other than English?
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Dilexar
| 26
ive just never heard of those terms before o.o
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Mudge
| 11
your cat must be a real pussy to get scared that easily
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Mightytall
| 35
Cat + vacuum cleaner is like dividing by zero.
No, just no ... bad things happen.
No, just no ... bad things happen.
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Tripartita
| 44
You think it was mid-piss, but in fact the cat was exploiting Newton's second law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction (simplifying). The propulsion gained by pissing only facilitated the cat's speedy escape.
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KaD6
| 22
You literally scared the piss out of your cat.
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buttcrackles
| 9
Ever heard of a run-on sentence?
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jeffprobs
| 20
I'm just imagining how confusing it must have been for the cat: "was that a snake??" "How did it get in my pee area?" "Do I call the police?" "Nah cats don't snitch" "How will I pee again!" "Outside? Like a dog, noooooooooooooo!"