By mallyboo - 01/10/2016 14:38 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML
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nonsensical 26

Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.

Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!

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nonsensical 26

Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.

That sucks. I'm talking about vacuums!

Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!

This fml gave me a visual vision of the event.

As opposed to an auditory, olfactory, or gustatory vision?

olfactory or gustatory??? please tell me im not the only one that didnt get this

Is your first language something other than English?

ive just never heard of those terms before o.o

your cat must be a real pussy to get scared that easily

Cat + vacuum cleaner is like dividing by zero. No, just no ... bad things happen.

You think it was mid-piss, but in fact the cat was exploiting Newton's second law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction (simplifying). The propulsion gained by pissing only facilitated the cat's speedy escape.

Ever heard of a run-on sentence?

I'm just imagining how confusing it must have been for the cat: "was that a snake??" "How did it get in my pee area?" "Do I call the police?" "Nah cats don't snitch" "How will I pee again!" "Outside? Like a dog, noooooooooooooo!"

You clearly seen the cat in the box- common sense would say wait let the cat finish- you could gave the poor thing a heart attack- YDI

I guess it was on if the litter boxes with a top?

I don't know about you, but my litter box has a flap for a door and a lid. So you really can't see inside it.