FML : Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss...

Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mallyboo - / Saturday 1 October 2016 14:38 / Canada - Richmond Hill

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By nonsensical | 26

#6704611 - Friday 21 October 2016 02:10

Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.

By Soninuva | 40

#6704620 - Friday 21 October 2016 02:25

Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!

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By nonsensical | 26

#6704611 - Friday 21 October 2016 02:10

Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.

By RichardPencil | 22

#6704612 - Friday 21 October 2016 02:11

That sucks. I'm talking about vacuums!

Dilexar | 26

#6704842 - Saturday 22 October 2016 04:12

no.

By Soninuva | 40

#6704620 - Friday 21 October 2016 02:25

Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!

By SneakyDeath | 15

#6704621 - Friday 21 October 2016 02:25

This fml gave me a visual vision of the event.

ragnarok1540 | 36

#6704635 - Friday 21 October 2016 03:32

As opposed to an auditory, olfactory, or gustatory vision?

Dilexar | 26

#6704844 - Saturday 22 October 2016 04:15

olfactory or gustatory??? please tell me im not the only one that didnt get this

RichardPencil | 22

#6704864 - Saturday 22 October 2016 05:54

I got it

oxker | 7

#6704880 - Saturday 22 October 2016 07:39

Is your first language something other than English?

Dilexar | 26

#6704919 - Saturday 22 October 2016 01:03

ive just never heard of those terms before o.o

By Mudge | 11

#6704629 - Friday 21 October 2016 03:08

your cat must be a real pussy to get scared that easily

By Mightytall | 29

#6704630 - Friday 21 October 2016 03:12

Cat + vacuum cleaner is like dividing by zero. No, just no ... bad things happen.

By Tripartita | 44

#6704631 - Friday 21 October 2016 03:17

You think it was mid-piss, but in fact the cat was exploiting Newton's second law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction (simplifying). The propulsion gained by pissing only facilitated the cat's speedy escape.

By KaD6 | 12

#6704633 - Friday 21 October 2016 03:20

You literally scared the piss out of your cat.

By buttcrackles | 9

#6704643 - Friday 21 October 2016 03:50

Ever heard of a run-on sentence?

By jeffprobs | 20

#6704670 - Friday 21 October 2016 05:01

I'm just imagining how confusing it must have been for the cat: "was that a snake??" "How did it get in my pee area?" "Do I call the police?" "Nah cats don't snitch" "How will I pee again!" "Outside? Like a dog, noooooooooooooo!"