Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
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MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
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Comments (247)
d_i_a_l_a 10
Don't have sex with someone you've been with for sixty days. Ydi
TheKingOfHearts 19
Sue him. He knew and dint tell you. Plus, hop to the doc ASAP.
dog_agility 10
I think you ****** your own life. Your both in the wrong. You should've gotten to know him better and he should've told you about the STD. You just don't don't make a good couple.
vesquivel62 12
That is the reason for condoms, so, you deserved it.
ILikeKoalas 24
Pretty sure it's illegal to have sex with someone when you know you have an STD, and without telling the other person?
TheDevilsDevices 15
No piece of ass is worth dying for...wrap it before you tap it.
Levvy 22
"Forgot."
Loyalteez 23
I hate to ask but.....which one?
Eco93 10
how do you not examine the are first... people lie you should be smart enough to tell
TaonasB 3
It can be awkward, but I always have a conversation about STDs before having sex with a partner. Every time I have gotten a positive and grateful response for asking.