Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
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MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
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Comments (247)
Fiensmanland 9
Ydi. You should've used protection, and made him get a test before hand.
nrwl_30 17
What, no condom?!? First time?? Oi vey!!
JM1998 2
I can only say you kinda deserved it I a way I mean it sucks but you did only date him for two months that's wasn't a smart choice to start with who does that?
greeneyedx 23
"Forgot"
Yamiyugilover 3
That's why no matter who it is always make him wear a condom.
thereisonlyone 5
Totally YDI. Did you not know that 1 in 3 terms have an STD? Use protection or better yet save yourself for marriage with a line minded guy and you never have to worry.
TeeGee_McGee 4
Although that IS truly awful, OP, it is kind of you're fault for not for sorting that out before hand.
whatarethisss 23
You know it's illegal to give someone stds. you can stye him.
Df1No 10
*cough* Kinda why there's protection. It may not work... But the good out ways the bad... :|
ichor_fml 1
You should break up with him and press charges.