Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
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Top comments
MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
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Comments (247)
soulxreaperx356 9
I really hope it was just a joke. yeah it'd be a pretty crappy joke, but better than being true. I'm sorry op
_heavenlysasa 16
The only FML that made my mouth drop open from being shocked.
lovefrog 14
I say both since you shouldn't expect to get an std but at least could have been prepared to avoid one.
Erery 16
Sue the ************
lilmissliyah 11
Text him and say, "sorry I forgot to tell you I have gonorrhoea!" But first go to the hospital.
GipsyFromSpace 5
Jesus Christ, use some damn protection
Eliiara 11
Definitely a true FYL and this is when we all hope he's your ex now. Hopefully you used protection. And I really hope you don't actually end up getting anything.
lebanesebarbie 15
FYL
MC_Chrissy 6
He might have been doing that to see if you'd stay with him. Stupid people do stupid things just because they think it's funny. Or he was trying to get you to break up with him because he got the sex.
SolarLunix 21
If you do get an STD from him you can legally sue him for purposely spreading STDs.