Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
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MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
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Comments (247)
parrchristianna 14
he's a piece of waste either way. STDs are not a joking matter
magickiss87 22
Prime example why no matter how well you think you know someone or you're taking birth control of any kind, you ALWAYS wear a condom. For your sake, I really hope you did and even if ya had, you need to follow up with your doctor and get tested. Best of luck.
FamilyAngel 4
It's hard to make men to use condoms. They tend to say, that the feelings are different, and that it sits too tight, implying the dick is big.
Rkikkas9713 25
#59 It's not hard to tell them no sex without a condom. It feels different yes, but it's impossible for them to be too big for a condom. I can fit a regular size condom on my arm, and I'm a large guy. If he's that big, you might want to run.
a1_z9 10
It's not hard, you just tell them you'll only have sex with them if they wear a condom. If they still make silly excuses; congratulations! You've just been spared from having sex with someone selfish enough to risk your health.
MandieL 27
If a man refuses to use a condom, there is a pretty simple solution. Don't have sex with him!
Jhui 4
beat that ass!! Act like it's all good make him some grits and put some bleach in it and when that shit get hot and he all comfy ....SMACK!!! PLAY HOT GRIT BALL IF YOU DONT WANT TO I CAN IM IN Chicago
who_even_cares02 10
In which you should have responded with "I forgot to tell you I'm dumping you"
Rkikkas9713 25
While it is a complete asshole move on his part, unless he is joking and I hope he is, it's also on you for not using protection. You've only been dating for two months and you don't use protection? FYL and YDI.
Steffi 26
How do you know if they used protection or not?
Rkikkas9713 25
Why else would it be an FML?
Steffi 26
Because it's still possible to get an STD if you use a condom.
Rkikkas9713 25
That's true, but those are skin to skin STDs and can usually be cured, which usually doesn't cause too much worry. I'm saying here that the likelihood of OP using protection is low, and since OP did not specify, we should assume the worst.
MandieL 27
Even using a condom is not 100% effective, so regardless she needs to get checked out. If she didn't use a condom, she deserves it, and she knows it so she may not put it on here looking for sympathy, knowing she would just get lectured and ridiculed. As well, even if it is a less harmful std that can be contacted with skin to skin contact that a condom can't protect against, it is still a bad thing, any type of std can lead to further complications.
Rkikkas9713 25
I completely agree.
MandieL 27
That's why they said "if not, YDI" I know condoms don't protect against some STD's but they are the best protection against them next to abstinence. So either way, if they didn't use a condom, she is an idiot. If they did, then FHL. As well, either way, her partner is an ass and needs to be kept far far away from society.
soulreaper12296 28
First off the guy is a giant D-bag for doing that. But also, don't you think you should've asked him if he had anything? Hopefully you used protection so there may be a chance you didn't get it.
TheNiceOne 20
Did you know that it's illegal to not notify someone that you have an STD (if you know), if you have sexual contact.
MRSwick2525 23
No its not illegal. Unless the person has HIV or Aids, then it is illegal. STD's not so much.
worldclassrager 41
That's pretty important...hope it's nothing major OP
Razell 13
"forgot" Mmm hmm, sure.