Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I found out that my ex slept with someone during a work trip and came back to break up with me. He spent the whole breakup making me think that the problem in the relationship was me. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
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perdix 31
Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? You've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.
DGross 8
Go to his house tonight... romance him till he falls asleep then grab your stuff back, kick him where it hurt and tell him to go Fu*k himself... problem solved
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Comments (167)
Lordlucian 0
1st!
NeonWar__ 0
YDI for lettin yourself get romanced by a fecker.
theian01 3
Call the cops. Give his name and where he lives. Easy as that.
djsledgehammer 0
fyl for having to copy other fmls cuz ur 2 stupid to b original
Melkezidech 0
Don't worry, as soon as your boyfriend sees the kinky sodomy in your browsing history.......he'll probally be aroused. Nevermind then, FYL indeed.
Jny_fml 0
stupid ****
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with 10 and 26. Why would you think he was sincere? You didn't know what kind of person he was? YDI but FYL anyway.
Cristaderzi 0
What can the cops do? its her fault for being so carelesdً!!
Fedor_fml 0
hunt him down
FatalWedgie 0
hi everybody!
M4V3R1CKR13 0
# 6 said it all
Mehness 0
Fail, #69, fail
FMLowLife 0
win
quietlytearful 0
hi :D
Googolman 29
That sucks, OP. I hope you find out who had stolen your money, laptop, and ex-boyfriend.
yeahidgaf 0
first!!!:D and **** that bitch FYL never date people like that
youdidwhatnow 0
fail.
youdidwhatnow 0
sorry, wrong comment.
Guerilla8 0
fail
reyemrein 0
your boyfriend is a bipolar escape artist
Gaz717 0
Texas! Called it!
boyguydudemalema 0
i would've stayed if u weren't so ugly, btw i wasn't me who stole ur laptop and money it was ur dad, who thinks ur ugly too.
kooner55 0
3rd!
sd3tris 0
was it reqd? think 5 times before u decide.
afatmonkey 0
YDI it for having toasterphillia. That's just wrong.
pepper3434 0
He's your ex right? You guys broke up two days ago... Your not very bright are you? YDI
Underground818 0
damn that sucks
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for being a dirty *****!
comatoast 0
That's funny as hell. Hope you liked the dick bitch because that's all he left you with
kallielou 10
3rd, u should never hook back up with exes... or this will happen :P
snowking_fml 0
but angry sex/ makeup sex is the best sex
juniorsgay 0
yes it is.....but sierously u can get ur stuff back
snowking_fml 0
agreed
MrHankey0123 0
4th?
Lordlucian 0
xD comment removed! FYL OP
samantha_durano 6
that user! **** him that stupid little bitch ****.
fisheatsbear 6
I think she already did
samantha_durano 6
hahh, true.
quietlytearful 0
haha. 38 ftw! :D
snowking_fml 0
ouch. shit happens