FML : Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely...

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Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By halebop - / Monday 6 April 2009 05:26 / United States

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By briedis | 0

#86914 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:24

It's better to have two close friends than 10 friends who later turn out to be assholes :)

By Ib83 | 0

#86895 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:15

ummmmmmmmmmm sounds like he was just teasing.

not really an FML

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By manderz581 | 0

#86881 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:09

haha thats a nice dad you have there.

first!!

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ffmmllyaya | 0

#974859 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 2:07

two friends is plenty if they r good

By JennyyBennyy | 0

#86894 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:15

haha that is soo something my dad would say..

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ZleveL | 0

#799430 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:28

same but my dad said it in front of my friends rofl

By Ib83 | 0

#86895 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:15

ummmmmmmmmmm sounds like he was just teasing.

not really an FML

By 420hiadventurer | 0

#86909 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:21

hahahahaha he's joking. Don't be so sensitive.

By UnCensoredBitch | 0

#86910 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:21

HAHAHA! BURN!

By briedis | 0

#86914 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:24

It's better to have two close friends than 10 friends who later turn out to be assholes :)

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BadPinkKitty07 | 0

#980263 - Friday 16 April 2010 6:36

I completely agree

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Dr_Awesome654 | 24

#6667466 - Monday 8 August 2016 8:00

But it's not as good as having 10 close friends ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ)

By reset_button | 0

#86919 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:26

I say FYL because you can't take a joke

By BigLord | 0

#86938 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:34

This probably is a FML because it was meant as a joke but the OP realized it's true :/

heh....

By monzie94 | 0

#86946 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:36

LMAO.
i agree with number 6

By genius_man16 | 0

#86961 - Monday 6 April 2009 16:46

#7 i saw that the OP deserves it for the same reason

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