Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML
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Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
Today, I really wanted Anne Hathaway bangs, and let my mom cut my hair. I now look like Patty Farrell from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
Today, I discovered that my recent binge-watching of “Young Sheldon” has caused me to hear Jim Parsons’s voice narrating everything I read. Including this FML. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
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cheezter 15
Get a life
drayloon 50
just stare at her boobs instead, they're still fine
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Comments (29)
cheezter 15
Get a life
confusedAsFuck 34
What a waste of an FML
music_is_life22 12
You'll get used to it eventually, I promise
imwagdc 15
How is this even an FML? Does it really affect your life that much? It's not even funny if that was the intent
drayloon 50
just stare at her boobs instead, they're still fine
Ali_Br_fml 33
um...So watch something else.
Wingman527 22
Yeah how is this an FML? Was the show really that good
3051628 24
It's interesting how it's the little things that have the ability to ruin so much. Perhaps it'll be worth it if you hang on for just a little while longer OP.
Ze_Awesome_Me 8
Ugh, just shut up. The show is still great and Penny can wear her hair however she wants.
NoirSpartan 11
Good, now you have more time to enjoy the outdoors.
weveallbeenthere 30
Its about the comedy anyway, get over her hair.
A07 48
Why would you look at her hair when you can look at her other .. assets.