Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Top comments
Notsocharmedlife 0
That's sooo gross!
DrDilllonReese 12
Hey, its a tough economy...
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Comments (303)
wriptidez 0
omg
Relaxter 1
Wauw now that is one disgusting guy
ckr911 5
I say both.
Nolank804 0
Try to put one after using... It's nearly impossible.
beccalyn244 4
ewww the boy has issues
tulsasteve 1
He just shakes the **** out of it.
Enslaved 38
I bet you didn't see that coming. People that reused condoms are call future parents.
awesumchick 0
Thats not healthy.
pepperedmint 0
You should tell him that they are clinics that give out free condoms.
cbdee 8
Omg this FML is just gross :/