Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

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Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

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Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 02:05 - United States

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Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Notsocharmedlife 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:59

That's sooo gross!

DrDilllonReese 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:00

Hey, its a tough economy...

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saranndipidy 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:13

how could you not notice?

lovefml987 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:14

That's nasty....and condoms are WAY cheaper then having a kids And what does he wash it out and re roll it up... Hmmmm Oh and how could you not notice the lack of wrappers in the garbage can!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh and not to mention the fact that it could give you a nasty infection that could leave you not being able to have baby's later Do I need to go on!?!?!?!?

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:17

The only thing that can top this fml off, is if you found out he's been cheating around on you for the last month with some stank and useing the same condom.

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:58

You must be thinking of catler!

Jazzgirl101 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:17

ewwwwwwwwwwww

cyns0_oaSailor 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:18

Good way to save!

every1luvsboners 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:22

Ummmmm, isn't that what you're supposed to do? Condoms are dishwasher safe ya know.

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 14 October 2011 6:17

Top rack only?

lmngrl889 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:24

wow..not smart on his part. fyl. :(

cdh531 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:28

as long as he's been puttung the used condom in the washing machine afterwards then you should be fine lol

varkey 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:32

EW! How short on money is he?? FYL

EelJumpsRope 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:37

Does that make you a virgin or a scumbag? Let's vote.

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