Alexa, play "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye

By notsosexy - 18/07/2020 08:01

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Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML
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ahabsfan 14
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Next time remember to practice safe sex.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Did your boyfriend and his roommate request bunk beds, or does he just attend a really cheap college that can't afford two single beds per dorm room? Either way, it wasn't a great idea to go for a ride on a bed that's got another bed above it. Might I suggest that you pull the mattress onto the floor the next time?

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ahabsfan 14
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Next time remember to practice safe sex.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Did your boyfriend and his roommate request bunk beds, or does he just attend a really cheap college that can't afford two single beds per dorm room? Either way, it wasn't a great idea to go for a ride on a bed that's got another bed above it. Might I suggest that you pull the mattress onto the floor the next time?

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RichardPencil 30
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A real man would have soldiered on and finished you off. No one wants birthday DSBs.

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bloopaloop 27

Beat me to it 😂

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pjsr 32
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How old is this? Nobody has been in dorm rooms for months ...unless this is Liberty University. I’m telling Falwell Jr!!!

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