Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Notsocharmedlife 0
That's sooo gross!
DrDilllonReese 12
Hey, its a tough economy...
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Comments (303)
minder97 10
that condom must have many stories behind it...
bubo_fml 11
Gives a whole new meaning to the term, "tight wad!!!"
juturnaamo 29
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How can you not notice that? But you can by reusable ones, they're better if he doesn't mind cleaning them
dirtyfivethirty 0
Oh Gawd! You would think you'd notice though, as it got rather full, unless he was emptying it out....did he spend some time in the bathroom afterward?
raphanne_fml 33
#47 I'm sorry, what?
xMeganMayhem 6
16 & 47 - Of course he emptied it.. Were you maybe thinking that he left it on for a month? Or saved his sperm? No, no. You're right. Collecting a months worth of sperm in the same condom is much more probable than him actually cleaning and reusing the condom.
raydaly 5
62 damn freaking str8 ! :)
Nyolia 11
No duh he would've spent time in the bathroom. He would be "throwing away" the condom and getting the semen off of him if he ejaculated.
DrewsFML 8
1) What's this about not ejaculating?? That just doesn't happen. A guy could hump the knot in a pine tree and ejaculate. 2) Washing it out in the bathroom is not necessary; the top rack of the dishwasher is fine.
Calyx_fml 22
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
bubo_fml 11
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imagine if it breaks! I'd be like John & Kate +8+8+8+8+8...
puppydog 12
Right because each separate load will get her pregnant with a different child.. Yup that must be how it works.
bubo_fml 11
Minor point...The operative word is "imagine!"
Fruit_Dealer 9
Thats also assuming the condom has no spermicide and that OP's boyfriend has supersperm, since it ususally dies after 72 hours.
Broguydudeman 4
bubo.....my god that movie was horrible.
miami_bb6 0
Uti cumming to a dick near you
raphanne_fml 33
How cheap!!!! And not smart when a condom is practically nothing compared to what it would cost if you got pregnant....
beachyballerina 12
Wouldn't you know?
yourkindacool18 5
how many times do you guys have sex? *gasp* who knows who else hes with?