Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Top comments
Notsocharmedlife 0
That's sooo gross!
DrDilllonReese 12
Hey, its a tough economy...
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Comments (303)
rattusrattus 19
Oh... oh god... oh my god... how nasty... oh god...
KiddNYC1O 22
Maybe he has a weird, thrill-seeking fetish.
123jdub 7
let me guess, he just turned it inside out and shook the **** out of it
asianbeezy_ 5
How could you not notice that he put on a condom that wasn't rolled up. Or did he roll it up too?
legresley85 1
babies cost more then condoms lol
Dalliance 4
Or, as long as we're coming up with scenarios, MAYBE he's only been in a monogamous relationship where he and his partner were free of STDs *and* they used another form of birth control such as the pill.
kayluhchaos 0
How could you not notice that?
malincake 7
All I can say is EWWW! you better go check if your pregmant.
MrsPegg 45
Pregmant?!! lol! that's the term we could use for men if they could become pregnant!
GraceKathryn97 0
111: u don't have to be rude...grow up and stop correcting people...I'm sure u make plenty of mistakes and I know u don't want people pointing them out!
MrsPegg 45
Ummm I wasn't being rude. I was literally making a joke (obviously I failed). I wasnt making fun of the typo. I honestly liked it. And I dont see how you can derive from my comment that I was being rude anyway. Yes people make mistakes, it's life. . Maybe people should stop being so uptight. This IS FML for God's sakes.
xXDubbleChic 11
EWWWWWW
flockz 20
i say he has really worn knee pads.