Knackered

By Karen - 05/03/2012 02:00 - United States

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Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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theunwiseone 4

He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.

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unjustlychicken 10

Maybe you just tired him out that much....

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unjustlychicken 10

Maybe you just tired him out that much....

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rockinguitar 4

Dammit u beat me to it! Nnnnooooo

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rooh123 5

He probably shxt himself to sleep, aha

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GothicAngel17 24

it's bullshit how small an amount of FMLs actually get published daily.

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GothicAngel17 24

WTF I didn't even reply to a comment? This app glitches too much.

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Valdrek 26

He had to wait too long for his boner to go down so he could piss without it hitting him in the face and decided to take a quick nap to fasten the process as the thought of your ass was too much to bear whilst awake.

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Kikitann 9

I've read somewhere that if your partner falls asleep after sex, it means they're in love with you. Psychological fact or something like that. Well, yeah. Just sayin c:

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csalem901 0

88- or they're tired..

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jackgoldstein 5

Doesn't matter, partially had sex

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spinx13 0

everybody can't be good at everything. give up sex now if you're not willing to educate yourself in the art of the nasty.

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Branflakes78 13

shut up,sex is hard to give up just like smoking(I don't smoke), but why jack off your whole life, when you can enjoy sex with a beautiful person! maybe you should get out in life.

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whennotlooking 0

Half of the FMLs on this app are about sex. If you don't like it, just delete the app.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

It seems a lot of people on here pass out during sex... That can't be healthy. Perhaps they have blood pressure issues or acute anemia and just tire easily?

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iamyummylicious 14

Or maybe Olympic marathon sex for 5 hours is exhausting.

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Jonkbaby 22

honey there ain't nothing cute about it..

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MelLynn 0

They didn't say cute they said acute there's a difference lol. It means having a rapid or sudden onset of a medical condition i.e. she said anemia

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MissHayleyJames 7

Or it could be life. Life makes you exhausted and often times it makes you to exhausted for sex.

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SALthe3rd 4

I once fell asleep while getting a handjob. Sometimes it just happens.

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RedPillSucks 31

Any one ever fall asleep while jacking off? Just me?.... Oh *shuffles off to the bathroom with some lotion and a pillow*

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theunwiseone 4

He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

That whole scenario must have been pretty lame haha

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zingline89 18

Its hard going to the bathroom with a stiffy. Give the guy a break he had to wait for mr woodpecker to go home.

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Lol, is that what you call yours??

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zingline89 18

No I call mine munchkin. To this day I regret naming it on opposite day.

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Ah, now let's not get a-head of ourselves.. Although your comment made me laugh hysterically :)

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SaMmIMonster96 6

I guess us girls need to step it up a notch.. Just kidding

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Goatinsfriend 8

Reminds me about the other stories like these.

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