Dammit u beat me to it! Nnnnooooo

He probably shxt himself to sleep, aha

it's bullshit how small an amount of FMLs actually get published daily.

WTF I didn't even reply to a comment? This app glitches too much.

take a dump on your boyfren

He had to wait too long for his boner to go down so he could piss without it hitting him in the face and decided to take a quick nap to fasten the process as the thought of your ass was too much to bear whilst awake.

I've read somewhere that if your partner falls asleep after sex, it means they're in love with you. Psychological fact or something like that. Well, yeah. Just sayin c:

88- or they're tired..

Doesn't matter, partially had sex

shut up,sex is hard to give up just like smoking(I don't smoke), but why jack off your whole life, when you can enjoy sex with a beautiful person! maybe you should get out in life.

Half of the FMLs on this app are about sex. If you don't like it, just delete the app.

Or maybe Olympic marathon sex for 5 hours is exhausting.

honey there ain't nothing cute about it..

They didn't say cute they said acute there's a difference lol. It means having a rapid or sudden onset of a medical condition i.e. she said anemia

Or it could be life. Life makes you exhausted and often times it makes you to exhausted for sex.

I once fell asleep while getting a handjob. Sometimes it just happens.

Any one ever fall asleep while jacking off? Just me?.... Oh *shuffles off to the bathroom with some lotion and a pillow*

Lol, is that what you call yours??

No I call mine munchkin. To this day I regret naming it on opposite day.

Ah, now let's not get a-head of ourselves.. Although your comment made me laugh hysterically :)