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theunwiseone
| 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
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unjustlychicken
| 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
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unjustlychicken
| 10
Maybe you just tired him out that much....
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rockinguitar
| 4
Dammit u beat me to it! Nnnnooooo
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rooh123
| 5
He probably shxt himself to sleep, aha
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GothicAngel17
| 24
it's bullshit how small an amount of FMLs actually get published daily.
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GothicAngel17
| 24
WTF I didn't even reply to a comment? This app glitches too much.
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Jonkbaby
| 19
take a dump on your boyfren
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Valdrek
| 26
He had to wait too long for his boner to go down so he could piss without it hitting him in the face and decided to take a quick nap to fasten the process as the thought of your ass was too much to bear whilst awake.
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Kikitann
| 9
I've read somewhere that if your partner falls asleep after sex, it means they're in love with you.
Psychological fact or something like that.
Well, yeah.
Just sayin c:
Psychological fact or something like that.
Well, yeah.
Just sayin c:
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csalem901
| 0
88- or they're tired..
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jackgoldstein
| 5
Doesn't matter, partially had sex
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spinx13
| 0
everybody can't be good at everything. give up sex now if you're not willing to educate yourself in the art of the nasty.
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Branflakes78
| 13
shut up,sex is hard to give up just like smoking(I don't smoke), but why jack off your whole life, when you can enjoy sex with a beautiful person! maybe you should get out in life.
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whennotlooking
| 0
Half of the FMLs on this app are about sex. If you don't like it, just delete the app.
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Rei_Ayanami
| 18
It seems a lot of people on here pass out during sex... That can't be healthy. Perhaps they have blood pressure issues or acute anemia and just tire easily?
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iamyummylicious
| 14
Or maybe Olympic marathon sex for 5 hours is exhausting.
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Jonkbaby
| 19
honey there ain't nothing cute about it..
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MelLynn
| 0
They didn't say cute they said acute there's a difference lol. It means having a rapid or sudden onset of a medical condition i.e. she said anemia
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MissHayleyJames
| 7
Or it could be life. Life makes you exhausted and often times it makes you to exhausted for sex.
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SALthe3rd
| 4
I once fell asleep while getting a handjob. Sometimes it just happens.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Any one ever fall asleep while jacking off?
Just me?.... Oh
*shuffles off to the bathroom with some lotion and a pillow*
Just me?.... Oh
*shuffles off to the bathroom with some lotion and a pillow*
By
theunwiseone
| 4
He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.
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thehouseaddict
| 3
He was probably bored.
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
That whole scenario must have been pretty lame haha
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zingline89
| 18
Its hard going to the bathroom with a stiffy. Give the guy a break he had to wait for mr woodpecker to go home.
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SaMmIMonster96
| 6
Lol, is that what you call yours??
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zingline89
| 18
No I call mine munchkin. To this day I regret naming it on opposite day.
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SaMmIMonster96
| 6
Ah, now let's not get a-head of ourselves.. Although your comment made me laugh hysterically :)
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SaMmIMonster96
| 6
I guess us girls need to step it up a notch.. Just kidding
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Reminds me about the other stories like these.
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baseballplaya5
| 7
Did you at least give him a blanket