Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 240

You deserved it 2 867

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 666

You deserved it 225

Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

I agree, your life sucks 879

You deserved it 132

By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 246

You deserved it 4 807

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 183

You deserved it 4 937

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 101

You deserved it 3 309

By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 132

You deserved it 1 101

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 563

You deserved it 6 053

Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 891

You deserved it 377

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 863

You deserved it 177

By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 755

You deserved it 39 848

jtfrisch 22

Monday 3 August 2015 0:35

Tell him you want sex in the shower

edward80 18

Monday 3 August 2015 0:29

I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 3 August 2015 0:40

He's too late

bulletsinthewind 21

Monday 3 August 2015 0:41

Cleveland voice- Oh that's nasty

codeinechick 5

Monday 3 August 2015 0:48

Marry him

EarlFug 19

Monday 3 August 2015 0:56

Very curious how he thinks this "manliness" will benefit him.

muarif 19

Monday 3 August 2015 0:59

Will his dick fall off from showering?! O.o

psychopolarbear 28

Monday 3 August 2015 4:43

Yeah. Hot water loosens the adhesive

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Monday 3 August 2015 1:02

I'm pretty sure his "manliness" didn't stick around for longer than 3 days.

rodeo302 13

Monday 3 August 2015 3:37

I'd say 2 days

Kurby14 21

Monday 3 August 2015 1:05

tell him that the smell of his "manliness" won't get him laid and see how fast he jumps in a shower

LadyLuck93 20

Monday 3 August 2015 1:21

Spray him with febreze.. seriously thats just gross, I dunno how you would put up with that.

Krwman 8

Monday 3 August 2015 1:32

I doubt that you're the only person complaining.

lvg_fml 10

Monday 3 August 2015 1:34

Tell him his "manliness" will get infected and it will fall off if he doesn't keep it clean

Keywords

Teenagers Love Friends Intimacy Sex Embarrassing Work Food Revenge Awkward Relatable Parents Weird Miscellaneous Health Job interview Facebook Social Media Jealousy Relationship advice Kids AITA Annoying Shoes Roommate Names Music Customers Education Money

The Top

Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 706

You deserved it 5 785

Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 813

You deserved it 2 837

The Top

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 387

You deserved it 34 409

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 292

You deserved it 8 642

Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 623

You deserved it 3 083

Today, after getting my car completely fixed after it being damaged for a year, I was driving and the entire side panel on the car fell off. The repair man forgot to put the screws back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 760

You deserved it 2 156

Today, I would’ve been allowed to return to work after recovering from an accident two months prior. Yesterday, I had to start self-isolating after having gotten infected with Covid at one of my mandatory store trips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 799

You deserved it 96

Today, it was the first game of 2020 Notre Dame football. My boyfriend’s family are huge fans and were upset because they weren’t doing well. When I left to get snacks for everyone, Notre Dame finally started playing better. I’ve been sent to the kitchen until further notice, because apparently I’m “bad luck”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 164

You deserved it 180

Same thing different taste

Who are these people ?

Gross, dude

Gross dude, dude

Top comments

Comments