Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Ewwww, dude
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Gross, dude
Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML
Gross dude, dude
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jtfrisch 22
Tell him you want sex in the shower
edward80 18
I bet by now, he smells like trash left out in the sun for days
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Comments (88)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
He's too late
bulletsinthewind 21
Cleveland voice- Oh that's nasty
codeinechick 5
Marry him
EarlFug 19
Very curious how he thinks this "manliness" will benefit him.
muarif 19
Will his dick fall off from showering?! O.o
psychopolarbear 28
Yeah. Hot water loosens the adhesive
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I'm pretty sure his "manliness" didn't stick around for longer than 3 days.
rodeo302 13
I'd say 2 days
Kurby14 21
tell him that the smell of his "manliness" won't get him laid and see how fast he jumps in a shower
LadyLuck93 20
Spray him with febreze.. seriously thats just gross, I dunno how you would put up with that.
Krwman 8
I doubt that you're the only person complaining.
lvg_fml 10
Tell him his "manliness" will get infected and it will fall off if he doesn't keep it clean