Health: Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:53

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:00

"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".

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nerdface89 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:57

Because you had a panic attack because you were constipated?

styphon 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:41

at least you can stop having panic attacks.

oldwiseguy 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:03

That's what you should do before anal. Unless you want to pull it out looking like a tootsie roll!

bunniex1 11

Friday 10 February 2012 22:22

thank u for those words of wisdom now excuse me while I go throw up XP

ringogrey 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:40

that's hot

WaylonD 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:00

He did it to get your sphinctor ready for some dookie love!

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 16:07

Kinky

ynp092883 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 17:25

Your comment :Now thats love. LOL

fthku 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:26

Are you the OP who found it more satisfying (and more lengthy) to take a dump than having sex with your boyfriend? At least he found a way to please you now. YDI for having discovered anal is the way to go for you and then bitching when your boyfriend gives you a perfect one.

ancora 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:33

You're really angry for someone who has no insight into the circumstances.

fthku 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:00

I honestly can't believe anyone thought I was being serious.

sonspeedy 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:32

is that what anal sex is now called?

NuyoRicanGirl 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:45

lol it's funny how everyone thinks it's nasty but he was there to help her and not many guys would be willing to help. I bet none of you would complain if she said he stuck a ***** or dick up her ass :-/

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