that's what she told me.....

While this seems like one of the better scenarios to use this joke, at this point its just batter to not use it at all.

OP could pop the keys off and clean them off and then they won't be a sticky anymore.

It's a joke, as in pressing shift 5 times.

Nice!

Do you want some wine to go with all this cheese.

I think you just won FML

Screenshot for the record books: "Best Pun in Recent FML History"

"and he probably ate it too." "Shut up, Jaden. You're not funny."

That's what you get for balancing bottles on your head, cat.

It's like that time I had a stain on my shirt, and I used acid to get it out. Then I got a new shirt. It's a win-win. New shirt, no stain.

If they took the battery out and left it dry throughly afterwards this would work fine. The only reason electronics break from water is from short circuiting, which doesn't happen when there is no electricity in the computer.

Yes

if it was a macbook, you suddenly would have had apple pie.