By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML
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fluropanda 0

YDI. I think this more of a FHL, for having to be your boyfriend, and suffering through humilation while his girlfriend puked everywhere and pissed herself.

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24788 6

Don't drink if you can't handle it around other people. It's a pretty easy solution.

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perdix 29

You must have been way past "too drunk" if you somehow managed to pee in MY pants. I'm about 2000 miles away, but I'll send you the bill from the cleaners.

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perdix 29

No, I'm being absurd making fun of the bad writing.

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sweetbiotch88 0

uhmm.. cool fml ? How is it one again?

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jollyjam1 2

Drug use is never pretty. Perhaps you should consider getting some help.

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DynamicDave 11

Lmao perdix ftw! @OP: YDI. Don't ingest poison and these things won't happen

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TryToBeKind 0

WARNING: If you cannot control your drinking (as in, cannot decide when to quit once you've started, cannot NOT drink when you have started), then you shouldn't drink. If you aren't already the binge-drinking alcoholic, you're well on your way to alcoholism. Can you handle not drinking at all? I would definitely tell him you are not drinking at all. Good luck to you and I hope he understands that.

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psychoxxxinvader 3

If you can't handle alcohol, DON'T ******* DRINK IT.

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