Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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FFML_314 11
Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.
SS99_fml 20
You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.
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sabiancymbol 1
tell his wife and kids. this probably isn't the first time.
triggerit 5
Revenge! do the same for your b/f...perhaps your boss invite him for free food and sleepless night...
Malfegora 0
YDI for either telling your bf your password, or having a too-easy one! facebook has passwords for more than one reason, lol.
L_M_L_10 0
LOL Your boyfriend must be a jokster! And as for your boss, that is just creepy and disgusting. I hope you would never sink that low as to honestly do anything with him. If he is going to tell you he loves you when he is married with 2 kids, only imagine what he would to do you if two got together. Once a cheater always a cheater. It would never work out between you two!
x3molover 0
haha. wow. one, is he hot? two, do you have the hots for him? regardless of his maridal status and family, if he's hot, I'd say go for the date. just don't do anything rated pg-13+
x3molover 0
OH!! omg! my bad! I thought you said your brother! oh, jeez. I sound so horrible now! omg! you can go to dinner but make sure your boss knows it's strictly work related
kh8975 4
Why would your BOYFRIEND do that?
cheerforlife18 0
yeah why would your boyfriend hack your account to do that? Thats retarded. But i'd probably quit the job..
misty4555 0
geese
scorellis 0
yeah. I think you might have to do him to avoid an embarrassing situation.