Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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FFML_314 11
Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.
SS99_fml 20
You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.
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Comments (167)
CabZ_fml 0
lol true, that's dirt
airforce987 20
woulda been funnier if it was your boss who hacked your account
OmgO_o 0
hit it, quit it && say you ne'er did it!!! lmao jk (; but that's scarrryy D:
Darth_Taco 14
Turn down your boss, explaining what your boyfriend did, and apologize like crazy. Then in a subtle way, remind him of his family and find a way to hint at marital counseling. Hopefully your state isn't like mine where your boss can fire you if he's in a bad mood. I'd check the laws and see if you have to look for a new job or not @_@. As for your boyfriend, tell him you accepted the date from your boss and ask him to help you pick out an outfit. That'll teach him what happens when he puts your job at risk. If he gets all butt-hurt and leaves you, remind him he brought this upon himself. If he can make a joke, he should be able to take one.
FoxOnTheStreet 9
I totally agree with this. I hope this is one of the FMLs where the OP responds.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
kiss job and promotion good bye when she tells the boss the truth. good luck getting out of that one op
Jimboom 11
Go along with it a little bit then sue his ass for his job! Just remember sometimes opportunity doesn't knock, it throws a rock through the window. ;-)
mayhemxphoto 0
LMAO
iWearTightPants 0
OP ur probably a beautiful lovely woman<3 i think u should please ur boss;D & have hot passionate sex with him:)
cheergirly16 0
ohh that's not disturbingg lol creeper boss status
aliaysleighbasic 0
get it on! hahaha. what? he might teach you something.
Freyr_fml 2
Pretty awkward situation lol
eveyy85 0
Promotion! LOL
Trollz4daLULZ 1
Originality! LOL!