Today, I realized that the guy I lost my virginity to only slept with me for a bet. He confessed and apologized. He truly looked like he regretted it, so I forgave him and we hooked up again. Turns out this was a bet too. The worst part? I would do it again, because I'm really that lonely. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
Today, the guy who told me he “wasn’t looking for a relationship” started being in a relationship with another girl. I lost my virginity to him and went on a few dates with him. He’s actually confused as to why I’m upset about this. FML
Today, being a lonely exchange student, I slept with a guy from my dorm who I don’t genuinely like, just to show myself a good time. His equipment, fully deployed, was not even the size of my thumb and the entire business lasted less than 20 seconds. I was lonely enough to let him back in again. Twice. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Please don't degrade yourself by pleasing this toolbag for his bets. Practice self respect and cut him out your life. Find joy by putting yourself out there and hanging out with people that love you for you and not for your body.
RichardPencil 32
If he scores a trifecta with you, he really should be cutting you in on his cash winnings. Hope he doesn't give you an infecta!
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RichardPencil 32
If he scores a trifecta with you, he really should be cutting you in on his cash winnings. Hope he doesn't give you an infecta!
cuz803 46
Please don't degrade yourself by pleasing this toolbag for his bets. Practice self respect and cut him out your life. Find joy by putting yourself out there and hanging out with people that love you for you and not for your body.
Chazzster 32
Regardless of the initial motivations, if you “hooked up” more than once, there must have been something about it that both of you enjoyed… But don’t read too much into it…
Ubehage 32
One does it for cash, the other does it for joy. I think you forgot to read into OP's original message.
Liam Rowley 17
Girl, you’re surely desirable if he hooked up with you twice. Just get more self confidence and you’ll get all the guys you want. In the meantime, why not hook up with him again if you enjoy it. Nothing wrong there 😉
Rake 18
figure out who he made the bet with, and ask them to bet that he would marry you and live with you for a few years.