Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
good for him
Welshite 39
Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.
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Comments (125)
jnanderson 16
Master has given booby a sock! Booby is freeeee!
alicia822 10
Thank you for this comment! :D
jnanderson 16
Glad I could make someone's day with a Harry potter reference :)
kurodansei 16
I'm impressed. Put this man in front of the net! (He's a keeper)
TrueColours 9
Aww, he sounds sweet. I'd laugh if my bf said that to me (and he probably would).
Goblin182 26
Free boobies! Always exciting. In highschool my GF had a bra that fastened in front. I lerned how to unfasten it with my teeth.
abhi95 31
Waaw.. Impressive! Truly!
Amama_fml 30
Well, It's great that you learned how to do that since you didn't learn how to write "learned."
DanielleinDC 33
Hey, that's quite a feat. I can't even unhook my own bras one-handed!
Honema 16
But you're male.. Man boobs?
horizontalline 18
Cats don't wear bras
DanielleinDC 33
I'm female.
zgomon 10
Some cats need bras though.
pinkster2014 25
....Then why does your profile pic have blue around it for 'male'? Maybe it was a mistake, you should probably fix that.... just a heads up to avoid confusion
LennyComa 39
You have no Idea how proud he feels removing one of them nasty Breast cages with one hand. Let him have this one as a victory
masroujh 4
He has unlocked the power of a true Jedi
j_cat187 19
A true Jedi doesn't have to use their hands.
PatandIsabella 4
He must be 14....
HueyMcLeon 6
one small step for man
Wizardo 33
*Rev Lovejoy voice* And the Lord said let the holy and good be free unto the world!