Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
good for him
Welshite 39
Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.
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Comments (125)
Jamsy0707 10
If he does that, then he's probably not mature enough to see them.
kder0aeon 9
I send him a congruts. 2 hands are hard enough and I'm a girl.
dunicha 20
I usually say "Release the hounds!"
Xarxai 3
Is it bad that I find that absolutely adorable?
BlackJusticeJr 2
Why is this a problem?
LalaDee561 8
Have a sense of humor about it and don't let it kill the mood. I would have found that funny. Plus, boobies need a little freedom.