Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
good for him
Welshite 39
Boobies should always be released into the wild. He was trying to do a good deed.
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Comments (125)
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that OP.Obviously, it's a mood killer doesn't mean she doesn't have a sense of humor, but screaming "YAY BOOBS!" like a kid isn't helping the mood. Some enjoy childish humor in the bed room it's fun, silly and relaxing. For others that stuff has it's place, but not in the bedroom because it kills any sense of passion going into it. Hope you can show your bf stuff like that while might be funny normally like anything else it has a time and place.
tishtashbat 16
Oh come on, it's not that serious. If one silly comment kills the mood, you can't have been very into it to begin with. I don't 'enjoy' childish humour in the bedroom, but my boyfriend can be immature sometimes and has said silly things like that before, but if I sulked about it and whinged it was a turn off that would properly kill the mood. Instead I roll my eyes and we keep going - OPs boyfriend was just excited (if childish about it) because he hasn't done it before, one silly comment shouldn't stop you having fun (or sex).
Nastorrian 11
Lol, it was in good fun. calm down killer. Jezzz.....
mcleod 17
How is this an FML? Seriously.
BMTHsuperfan 18
i dont see how this is a bad thing.
kici 10
get a sense of humor.
mcrepas 19
Sounds like my kind of guy. It's booby cruelty confining them to tight spaces. Let my boobies go!
worldclassrager 39
Well he mastered a hard task...good for him...
thelittlemissy 29
How is this a bad thing? Free the boobies from their jail!
Secret_Ninjaa 35
One of the many things men look forward to when having sex...
awilliams44 9
turn offfff
Mshrodes 13
Umm... No. Humor is a turn-on for most girls. At least for me it is.
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
I think Op needs a sense of humor. Is think is was extremely cute if my boyfriend did that. I'd probably laugh at his silliness and then continue sexy time. Not post about it on FML. Sounds like F his life if his girlfriend can't appreciate humor.
Nastorrian 11
Well said. Amen. Boobies be free.