Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
ProudDaddy 7
Would have been more awkward if you woke up
magnetic_aura 26
Wow, what an ass! OP, you are definitely better off without that immature, rude jerk!
Tomato_Cheese 22
Well if your head was wide enough for him the write that...
gatorgirl7563 22
under these circumstances, I feel it is appropriate to wait until he's passed out drunk and then superglue his penis to his belly and superglue his pubes tightly to random patches of skin so that he has to pluck them to stop the painful tugging in his nether regions. Sorry for your pain but you are definitely better off without just an awful man.
jc1015 25
Sneak in while he’s asleep and write “good riddance micro dick” on his