Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Well, atleast you made kids happy :)
bargarlm 2
No longer the happiest place on earth...
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Comments (165)
sicnesses 6
That is sooo sad!!! **** him though...
bubo_fml 11
Visit his car, get in the back seat & leave a 'pumpkin' in his carriage!!
bethany_camille 0
You have the greatest job in the world! Sorry your ex is such a douche! :(
bubo_fml 11
He'll come crawling back when he starts missing his free passes & line jumps @ Disney Land...Lil' wanker!
hellrrr 2
I'll be your new boyfriend
rallets 23
#95 you win
dancetaryn 0
Who wouod break up with you?!?!?
ikickgingers 15
... Her ex boyfriend, to start.
bubo_fml 11
OK...U want Disney jokes...Here we go...Why is Mickey & Minnie getting a divorce? 'Cause she's ******' Goofy!! (rat-tat-a-tat-tat!)
HeartAndSoul2011 0
Well, if you work at Disney Land then he had to pay to get in, so it probably cost around $40-$50 for him to break up with you. Let that make you smile :)
disney_blonde 16
My guess is that he already had an annual pass or was a cast member so it didn't cost him anything.
little_monster21 0
what a cool job to have. but what a jerk! but I'm sure most princes are excited Cinderella is single now :)