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Show it anyway#40 My uncle is a Mike
Well, Nobody likes him!
Who's Mike?
#108 some who got his his dick poked by his friend because his friend saw it poking out by his pocket and asked him whathe got there
Ha, I understood that reference.
124 - Good for you?
You've got it backward 114, Mike was the one who poked his friends dick.
thank you!
Why even bring that up?
Did he notice???
I agree that would be awkward if he noticed. And spark some bad questions.
No he was with his girlfriend's dad.
Ya I re-read it and corrected myself, sorry for that.
Lets hope he noticed, for the daughters sake lol
Trooo
Your profile picture just proves how amazing you are.
That's awkward
You don't say.
Captain obvious, hello.
No it's very pleasant
Oh say, can you see? By my dick's early rise...
@25 that seemed forced
@28 thanks for ruining the chain
Whose broad girth and bright eye, Through the tiresome night o'er the ramparts she watched, as it stood, liquid streaming. (too far?)
Genius.
dude i love u haha (jk) tht was pure genius
Your pic looks like it's singing. I wish I could double like this
We're all getting deported
did anybody else sing the whole song thing
At least you didn't Catch any Foul looks from her father!
I'm going to put a shortstop to this pun chain before it goes any farther
This thread still has another 2 strikes #12, no need to be so bunt about it...
As much as I'd like to slide into this chain, perhaps I should just bench myself.
**** this, I don't know baseball lingo.
This chain started out great but turned foul quickly.
Did I miss "Peanut butter jelly time"?
Those 3 strikes I talked about are way out of the park....
Fml is where I learn all my puns
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Go on.
Classical conditioning at its finest.
Classical conditioning at it's finest... When I was in the US Army in the 90's, I beat off so much in the shower that I still get a hardon ever time it rains.
at least he's standing up for the national anthem.. national pride I must say
perfect song for flag raising ceremony...
Find a song that her father doesn't like or listen to. That should fix any future awkward "problems" with him.
It isn't that the girlfriend's father enjoyed listening to the song, it's the fact that OP and said father were at a baseball game. The anthem was unavoidable.
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Hopefully he didnt ask what it was and poke it.
Oh say, can you see? By my dick's early rise...