Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Well, atleast you made kids happy :)
bargarlm 2
No longer the happiest place on earth...
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Comments (165)
LadyPants16 0
You're strong because I would have been popping little kids balloons all day!
Nutty4Muffs 3
Was a he a Jew? Because that would make a lot of sense.
wtf_generation 0
Aww that's so sad. He's a douche and you deserve better. Prince charming will show up eventually.
lionlvr 9
Don't worry. You have an awesome job and your boyfriend is probably missing out. You'll find your prince charming soon enough. :)
skipskap 8
Aweh ;/
explorawr 3
Wow, what a douche. But I envy your job though. :)
lolitroll_fml 0
I can be you prince :D
CurlyChica808 4
Dude. You're Cinderella. You've got to be drop-dead gorgeous. Be proud of yourself that you fought the tears back for a whole shift and go find an actually Prince Charming. :)
mnmolino 14
Just because he invites you to the ball doesn't mean that he will return your shoe, wait for the prince who dose!!
GothInside 6
Whadda dick!! Definately not Prince Charming!!