Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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Top comments
SunnyUserName123 5
Well, atleast you made kids happy :)
bargarlm 2
No longer the happiest place on earth...
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Comments (165)
xBunii18x 2
Aw man:( I'm so sorry! :(
heyitsdiamond 5
I'm so sorry ps I love you just cause your cinderella
purplishzebraz 0
You deserve better :)
JustinComments 3
Cuute! but this isn't Cregslist.
BrittRoxx101 7
Im so sorry he is such a jerk! He couldnt wait till u got off work?
meowturtle 0
You could get fired for saying that you're Cinderella. It's apart of the contract that you signed before you started your job.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Like the higher up employers at disneyland are going to fmylife.com and check out that one of the numerous women who is cinderella goes there and exposes who she is...
misfits911 0
does that matter?
disney_blonde 16
I know for a fact that they check Facebook and Twitter, so it's quite possible. They have people whose sole job it is to search the internet for character integrity violations and other stuff against the company.
Mackenzie99 6
That's harsh!!! What a butt !!
bacontree3 0
What kind of guy would dump a princess he prob feels like that's the biggest mistake he ever made!
Ghost_euk 3
How could you break up with Cinderella?!?
fiblydinkerton 0
Probs cause she makes minimum wage
misfits911 0
if your pretty enough to be cinderella then girl you can have any man you want!
SkardeyKat 3
Looks aren't everything. I'm not saying this about op, I don't know her, for all I know she could be pretty and the nicest girl ever. But just because someone is pretty doesn't mean they can have any guy they want. What if they're a total bitch? Or shallow and think only of themselves? Looks only get you so far in life, and they don't last forever. Sorry to reply this to your post but I kept seeing similar posts like yours and thought I'd throw it out there.