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By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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By fuck off, for real - 03/04/2016 13:26 - United States - Ft Mitchell

Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML

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By waaah - 25/06/2012 07:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

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By lee - 22/08/2010 07:24 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By yeah - 25/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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Saturday 26 November 2011 23:13

Well, atleast you made kids happy :)

bargarlm 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:14

No longer the happiest place on earth...

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alyangel96 5

Saturday 31 May 2014 23:28

disneyland is one word...

elmateo_fml 9

Wednesday 9 July 2014 17:50

I actually want to meet this guy to kick his ass with your glass slipper, FYL girl, you deserve better

AcidicNerdyChick 6

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:59

Thats the coolest job ever

ariana_jk 2

Sunday 1 February 2015 3:07

Well Cinderella is a beautiful disney princess just sayin

ow_lawd 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:22

That's F**ked up, But well you have like the awesomest job ever 0.0

marryspencerreid 22

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:06

Did he have to pay to get into Disneyland?

vdturner25 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 19:16

Don't feel bad OP, he's the one missing out. Disney wouldn't make you Cinderella if you weren't quite attractive :)

dannnngthatsux 19

Wednesday 4 November 2015 3:35

No worries, you're pretty; they put the Minnie mask or Pluto on the ugly ones. you'll find a better guy.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 4 May 2016 4:08

What a prick.

emoblackrose 2

Tuesday 10 May 2016 23:49

bruuuuuuuuuuuh you my girl im so sorry (years late but hey..better late than never )

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