Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough....

By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:15

Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:16

Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.

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wallygolf 3

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:13

Thats awesome. Id take you to the next town circus and go up to the bearded lady and say, "oh ya, look what she can do." *tickle tickle* lol

athena3100 9

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:48

I get the hiccups, then I burp, and get the hiccups again

MrIncredibleSME 3

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:51

This is why the rest of the world is beating us in math and science.

CheerGrl0001 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:58

I'm sorry but that's just guys

JamesOnToast 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:10

That's freaking hilarious! xD

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:13

All it takes is for someone to pull my finger.

jmad29 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:40

Next time sit on his lap and let one rip

jazzy_123 20

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:52

Awww ain't that cute ^,^

Steve95401 49

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:40

I hope OP doesn't shit herself when she is tickled too much. That really would be embarrassing.

TheEpicPies 15

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:46

LOL!

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