Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough....

By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:15

Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:16

Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.

Comments

ClussmyLilFreak 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:34

FYL for being that way. I can't blame him for doing that to you for fun but infont of his family? That's a bit too much.

BikeAllDay818 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:36

You sound fat OP.

bananagrams 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:48

You sound like a dick

G97Alex 21

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:01

He doesn't sound like one, he IS one.

imblack1318 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:09

Really? How does one sound fat? That might be the single dumbest thing I've ever heard.

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:23

Yes, because only over weight people fart. Dumbass!

Person1233 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:37

You can just smell the cheeseburgers from the smell of the text. Or maybe that's the FML below...

jneville 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:43

He's not a dick. The OP sounds like a fat-ass. You do too negative nancies, sticking up for your fellow fatties?

cheefer 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:45

She sounds like "boing!"

thisismerr 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:01

Pretty girls don't fart!

bananagrams 9

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:24

75- I'm not fat. I'm 11.4% body fat as of about three weeks ago. Would you kindly stop commenting now?

jneville 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 6:18

95 - You are fat and ignorant. Open your eyes...

ayooBrandon 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:42

Lol as long as they don't stink, you're fine.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:43

Don't be such a stinker!

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:44

Dutch oven him some time

bananagrams 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:47

MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:49

Upper dump his toilet

The_creator_fml 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:50

Not too sound weird, but thats kinda cute. lol

CheckMyProfile 17

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:50

did his family enjoy the show? :D

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:54

So that's how you get 'em to fart...

MoZZie_fml 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:03

fart in his mouth for breakfast

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