Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough.... - FML

By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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lol_ironic_life 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:15

Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:16

Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.

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G97Alex 21

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:03

I wish I had that ability.

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:06

This reminds me of friends I had. Anywhere they were he would tickle her off her seat as she cry laughed and farted. We all sat and watched them in awkward silence.

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:12

That would be a great variation for the tickle me Elmo. I would want one for Christmas. Elmo- hey kids, let's see who can fart the loudest.rrriiiiipppp! Heeeheeehee. Now you try.

diablo83 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:19

Girls fart?

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:23

That stinks.

159_fml 17

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:29

Weird he would show his family

Ikickmidgets 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:33

at least you don't shit yourself when he tickles you!

BRLHP 24

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:34

Did you enjoy it?

phooph 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:58

The holiday's will take on a whole new meaning

AliSama 17

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:09

at least you don't urinate. That would be much worst.

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