Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D
FYLDeep 26
Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.
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Comments (120)
midterm2012 0
I do that too! And my little sister decided to tell my best friend who is a guy...well all day today he was tickling me to see if it was true.
gg95_fml 4
I would have followed u around all day just
alexisfox 0
Hahaha well at least you don't pee yourself.
Miooow 16
That's not best, that's worst.
Byzantinefalopia 5
EX-boyfriend!
Byzantinefalopia 5
poop on his mom