Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D
FYLDeep 26
Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.
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Comments (120)
alexiiiis09 0
Ahhhh, boys will be boys...
ThorneCrossed 9
Hopefully you fart like a lady, not one of those deep, growling farts guys have
DKjazz 20
How does a lady fart? A little high pitched "toot"? I know what you're talking about with man farts, we have a term for them. They're called "junk-rattlers".
Enslaved 38
Show his family he cries like a little bitch when he gets nut checked. Lol
m1grande 3
What if he tickled you after handcufffing you to a bed for like 5 hours? His family probably thinks you guys are awesome
KRS_13 0
The room would not smell to well after that..
KyuuketsukiApple 30
It was 3 hours, but I see what you did there. #9 beat you to it though.
madisonrose626 5
Haha I'm surprised that hasn't happened yet!! Luckily we've even dating over a year and his family thought it was hilarious.
gg95_fml 4
Omg that is great! I do the same exact thing to my friend who is insanely ticklish! I showed her bf this FML and he tested it out on her! Haha!
flockz 20
i feel like the proper way to read this FML is through a gasmask.
pytharo 6
What's so bad in that? I'm sure a fart wont define you to them, especially when they put up with you being tickled, means they already accept you, so fart away
jackassiddy 8
I have laughed in front of my girlfriend's family. I have laughed from being tickled in front of my girlfriend's family. However, if they found out I was like a tickle-me elmo that simultaneously shit himself.. well then yes that might just define me.. Hey Julie remember when you dated the Pillsbury dough boy that pooted when you poked him?..
jesbar95 10
You're boyfriend is awesome. At least he has a sense of humor and doesn't look at you gross when you do it.
perdix 31
There's a dude in Canada you ought to meet -- you two could establish a No-Tickle Zone. Some of us need that kind of protection. Others of us know the phrase, "Cut it out, asshole!"
flockz 20
i talk to my ass all the time and tell it not to fart, but it never cooperates.
perdix 31
You're right. Assholes do seem to have minds of their own. A brief amount of time driving about should convince anyone of that.
flockz 20
ya tell me about it! especially on dates while having romantic dinners. i've learned the "cough and fart" technique. only bad thing is that on certain occasions other people will see this and assume i'm choking and give me the heimlich. let's just say the end result is something like "Brown Spots on the Wall" by Hugh Flungpoo, a novel.
flockz 20
i tell it to stop but it never seems to quit its shit.
MoNnEy_MiiTE 3
Yea the cough and fart technique is OK until you move around and something is wet and smells terrible in ur pants
tennisrapper1 14
at least he doesn't consider it to be a bad thing! :D
MayShay 5
Imagine he decides to show your future wedding guests as well... o_O Now THAT would be awkward.