Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
THExistentialist 13
both of those are real jobs. they just don't tax the income for Medicare. both those jobs support sovereignty and old people without free healthcare!
Llamacod 11
Hanging drywall is a real job that would pay taxes
THExistentialist 13
if he works under a union or with a company, yes you're right. however; I know several people who do it privately (word of mouth, craigslist) and don't have a taxable income because they collect their pay solely in cash.
overlyromantic 0
Ex boyfriend please???
DocBastard 40
I assume "hang drywall" is a euphemism for "Suck guys off for $5 on the corner". Because an actual construction job is hard work, along with quite lucrative and very satisfying, and I refuse to believe his dumb ass would have trouble choosing between that and dealing drugs.
hereinnc 12
Have to agree here. Construction is very hard work however the pay is very well. Not to mention any reputable company does drug test...
Late_night83 25
Pot is not a drug :)
DocBastard 40
I literally shook my head and facepalmed just now.
PlaidPanda 9
147... and all this time I thought I had to quit smoking pot to find a job, but shit, now that I know it's not a drug it surely won't show up on a UA! Thanks! ... dumbass
ukrage 1
If he moved to California or Colorado then that could be a real job and he would make real taxable income running a clinic
TunechiXXL 0
It's legal for medicinal use in Michigan, if he becomes a caregiver then why not?
PlaidPanda 9
Well as far as colorado goes it depends where you go.. In my city shops were passed, ran for about two years then got shut down. The signs are still up next to dominos, starbucks, krogers, etc. haha.
stevenJB 25
Oh!!! A bag o' weed! everything is better with a bag of weed!!
RedPillSucks 33
Then please dismiss it
hahayourmom101 5
The golden rule: Don't get high off your own supply!!
JennyyMeepMonroe 10
I think it's time to get rid of him like he's getting rid of his future. xD
pagullarka 9
Don't spend your life with him thinking you will change him and one day he will become a CEO no he won't so get out.
sincerelyjay 13
90% of the kids at my school should look into selling pot as a career.