FML : Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was...

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Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By baugy - / Wednesday 11 April 2012 02:19 / United States - Orlando

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By Kurochrome | 17

#4288590 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:58

Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?

By JustMe876 | 0

#4288560 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:52

eww thats pretty gross!

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By JustMe876 | 0

#4288560 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:52

eww thats pretty gross!

Roevera | 14

#4288709 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:25

You didn't try blowing your nose before then? I would have flipped shit if I figured I had a live bug in my nose...

taco_bender | 12

#4288843 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 10:11

You have to get those bugs out asap cause they lay eggs in ur brain. I know. Scary huh

southernbelle_rn | 16

#4289681 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 05:01

OP, I guess you've never seen the Animal Planet show "Monsters Inside Me" yet? It's referenced again a little further down...someone knows what I'm talking about!

xoconnie | 8

#4290037 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 05:58

Ew ew ew!!!!! that's so disgusting!!!! once a bug flew in my eye and it was basically swimming around my eyeball while i was trying to get it out! Eventually I did, and it flew away lmaaaoooo! but ur story is way worse, FYL

IronicIrony | 8

#4290820 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 10:28

Thank you 84 for making me almost vomit due to picturing a bug swimming in someone's eyeball.

By LaColombianita | 26

#4288563 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:53

I hate it when that happens! :/

takeapieandrun | 9

#4289005 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 12:22

The way you say that makes it seem like this is a regular occurrence for you...

kaoticllama | 0

#4289133 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 01:23

I do believe that is the joke.

Link5794 | 16

#4289152 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 01:33

That's just bot flies, and they can lay their eggs anywhere in the body.

lazygoat | 4

#4290849 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 10:36

Lol!

boofgall | 16

#4292732 - Thursday 12 April 2012 04:16

41- Your comment made me laugh almost as much as the FML.

By jwally726 | 0

#4288578 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:56

Finally a real FML. Not the normal 12 y/o "omg I tripped in front of this guy i liked for like a whole hour and I thought I was gonna die" ugh I want to punch the moderators who let those through

ninjadinos | 14

#4288643 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:02

Pretty sure most of those don't go through... If you look at the recent FMLS you will see that in fact, very few are like that.

By Grimmerie | 31

#4288582 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:57

Should have just snorted it down. Insects are full of protein, you know.

SkoomaKi | 24

#4288904 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 11:23

And eggs which are ready to hatch inside if you...

ladyLALAA | 28

#4289008 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 12:23

This is probably a stupid question, but can the eggs really hatch in you? Wouldn't they just die? How terrifying. :(

QueenQuay77 | 10

#4289017 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 12:29

I don't know but either way that's very disgusting. I'm totally grossed out just thinking about it

DiscoRanger | 0

#4289238 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 02:29

If you swallow it, the eggs would burn up in your stomache acid. No eggs, all the protien!

RamenForTheWin | 10

#4289642 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 04:46

Have you ever heard of the show "Monsters Inside of Me"? It's pretty damn terrifying.

By kaycee1996 | 5

#4288584 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:57

OMG!! That's hilarious!! And really gross :/

MDTeddy | 13

#4292364 - Thursday 12 April 2012 03:05

I honestly do not know how you find that funny.

By ILoveEggnog | 7

#4288586 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:57

That is probably the most disgusting thing I've read all day.

By Kurochrome | 17

#4288590 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 08:58

Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?

Urbanchiller | 0

#4289223 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 02:18

Because she liked the vibrating feeling in her nose. OP you just got nose fucked by a bug.. Giggity.

ravemasterroxas | 9

#4292512 - Thursday 12 April 2012 03:31

YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK TOO!! :D (that was completely irrelevant)

By Baustigt | 40

#4288611 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:00

I hear you, OP. I once had a bug fly into my eye and die. It became stuck to my eyeball and I had to practically gouge through to my own brain to get it out.

2856B9BD | 9

#4291787 - Thursday 12 April 2012 01:27

Poor bug. :(

By ninjadinos | 14

#4288615 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:00

You know, a fly poops every time it lands... No biggy though!

marinus_fml | 19

#4288632 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:02

Yeah no biggy, it may not even have been a fly.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4288665 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:06

The more you know! Cool fact. I didn't know that.

ninjadinos | 14

#4288676 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:08

Most chocolate bars have 3 or more spider legs in them..

onlychildFTW | 33

#4288679 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:10

Ahh yes I knew that one thanks to bones. Haha. Great show by the way.

sinking_fish | 12

#4288834 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 10:07

18- I read this as I'm eating Easter chocolate. D:

deviable | 9

#4288884 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 11:01

It's not just spiders. It impossible to get rid of all the bugs during processing, so most if what you eat has bug bits in it. No biggie, you hardly notice them.

RedPillSucks | 30

#4289403 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 03:54

sigh!!! Until now!!!

RamenForTheWin | 10

#4289659 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 04:52

Cereal also is allowed to have bug bits, because it is impossible for every bug to be eradicated from wheat. Also, the word "cereal" comes from "Ceres", the Roman goddess of agriculture.