Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
lexishmexi99 0
I think he should sell th pot!
trollfaced 2
I agree! But what about hiding from the cops? New hide and seek champion?
Bunnizlovely 1
Choice numero uno. Drywall can be backup if he gets busted.
finished 10
He's going somewhere, not college, but somewhere...
monkeygirl21 2
Ummm how about you get rid of him, then find a new guy that will bring in the serious cash
ElricMustang 23
Hey, money is money, right? The cashiers aren't gonna ask you how you got it. So long as you got it ;)
rezzrhyme 0
if he doesnt smoke pot he could make alot of money
wittygirl 8
What's to decide? Pot all the way xD
stonerchick420 3
Why decide? Go for both, that'll make him a double winner!
Rachiedank 0
My boyfriend already does that for a living.....the pot part.