Money: Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking...

By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

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By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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Jay Mascis Jazzmaster?

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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Stable genius

By Anonymous - 22/09/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML

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Selfish

By Anon - 10/10/2011 15:24 - Canada

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

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Kinky

By Keesha - 18/03/2021 19:30 - United States - Loveland

Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML

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By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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You tried at least

By oreosaretoocool - 05/12/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Cardenden

Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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By AH. - 07/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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jimeple 12

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:18

So return the tv

IWeigh2Tons 12

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:19

I hope you took the tv for yourself after that.

Comments

jimeple 12

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:18

So return the tv

kiaora_fml 11

Saturday 16 July 2016 12:40

Was just about to say return the tv, your mum sounds like a bitch

IWeigh2Tons 12

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:19

I hope you took the tv for yourself after that.

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 16 July 2016 17:04

Seriously, agree with her and then say you think you'll take the T.V. for yourself.

lukian_fml 29

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:20

How expensive? Did you research if it was worth the price?

jairolover 25

Saturday 16 July 2016 4:52

doesn't matter, she already got a TV! stop being greedy!

JZY1989 23

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:22

I would've returned the tv right in front of her and said, "now you get nothing", the exact same thing I'd do to my kid if she wanted to be just as bad.

bosniangirl27 21

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:23

Then don't buy her anything

RememberSchlitz 9

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:36

Way to be fiscally responsible.

nonamebranding 12

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:46

Funny how the roles reverse over the years.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:47

I'm sure it's just a phase she'll grow out of. You know how mothers are: confused by hormones from menopause, upset that the world doesn't understand them (anymore), and fans of bands with members that refuse to wear colorful cloths (at least in the pictures we can find of them). Wait, guys, are elderly folks… just teenagers?!