Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
FML
United States
Dramatic
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Inpain
Antidate
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Anonymous
There's an app for everything
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Anonymous
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
cek4uytp
United States
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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MisterEx 28
Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?
idontknowyou123 0
Tell him his dick is small and useless.
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vitaldisplay 0
He's right.
EngagedToSatan 5
Get over it and stop being such a whinny ass. If you are this whinny during your period im really not surprised he said that.
morelia_fml 2
Here's my point. If he means it as a joke (he probably does) then quit being oversensitive. Women who are touchy and whiny make the rest of us look bad. If he's serious ...that's probably a good indicator that he's not the one for you. So either move on and find a guy who's politically correct (a.k.a. usually a bit wimpy and easy to brow beat) or laugh it off. If this is the thing in your life that's making you say fml...then you've got it pretty good.
OgreBS 0
You should give him a bj.... And really go at it rock his world.... Then stop halfway through and say "I'm useless huh!" and walk away smiling!
arbogas 5
woman are useless when on their periods, all thats left is alot of bitching, whining, eating and laying around doing nothing. and the only reall compensation women offer (sex) is no longer an option w/ a period. so suck it up and get over it allready
morelia_fml 2
See? This guys being honest...or sarcastic...either way I'd say a bj for your bf is in order.
la13_fml 0
Comment #5 haha but boys dnt get it so wat they get a boner now nd then but we hav lik days of going through this crap wen it happens
Nhori 0
Omg slap him.
sansan2 0
Girls are useless when they r on their period...we shuld dump em fer a week every month
ErocX85 0
Well, are the other rides open while the roller coaster is out of order?
kitsune3 20
Wow...that is one of the most sexist things I've ever heard.
krez 20
YDI because you didn't say EX-boyfriend.