By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 051
You deserved it 7 037

Same thing different taste

Comments

Ok how else are we supposed to get laid:)?

Ummm maybe by being kind and considerate rather than being complete douches

Well I was joking... But thanks for the tip:)

That doesn't work for me, but I still do it, not to get laid of course.

MzZombicidal 36

Nice guys finish last because they make sure their lady finishes first.

How can he expect to get laid, if he says he only said that to get laid...

Seems to me like he is too dumb to be manipulative, but I think OP could have noticed his behavior beforehand, I mean it seems hard to fake an entire relationship.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Not all guys think with their dicks.

Call him big. Not because he has a big dick, just because he is older than you.

Brightbulb 39

And how do we know op's boyfriend is older then her? That is stereotyping and, to be completely honest, no longer the social norm.

imtooshy 18

It doesn't say anywhere in the fml about anyone's age, not sure how you came up with saying he's older?!

hope you didn't have sex with him anyways.

@ #5 You're 15 years old and doing the "typical" female pose with a high angle shot and showing cleavage. Go figure.

ApollosMyth 22

Douchebag male thinking* most guys aren't like that. Atleast, I hope not.

Pissed! can't be with someone like that.