Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
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Top comments
Psychicgirl17 18
What a dick. Dump his ass
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
You mean your ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (129)
SleeplessBeauty 12
Mankind at its finest.
TogeBara 12
I highly doubt that any behavior any OP posts on here is suddenly different from what they were like when they first met their boyfriend or girlfriend. By that I mean your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't suddenly start acting like a douche over night. He/she has been who he/she is from the beginning, you were just too blind to see it when you were first getting to know him/her. With that said, YDI. Maybe next time you'll look into who you are dating before you start getting to the point that they would say something like this trying to get laid. -.-
thegreycat_fml 12
Love, or infatuation makes a person blind to the prospective partners flaw- not to mention many people pretend to be someone they are not to come off favorably to people, so your comment about the op being blind is being blind to how people function. That said, op should dump this jerk.
BananerzFresh 12
What a charmer he is.
gaki_fml 8
I reserve judgment on the fml. If he got laid after saying that, YDI. Otherwise fyl
snyder94 5
Should have punched him in the face. Then he'd be "laid" out on the floor.
Yolandababy2 14
What I would do is have sex with him then ****** all over him get off and get dressed. If he gives you that "we not done" look.. Say when you cum first and I don't.. I don't complain so you shouldn't either. Lol
amifaiyaz 12
Sounds like he really cares about you.
Twigz 4
I suppose you could say you deserve it for dating an obvious idiot, though it's not possible to know the entire situation either. Spread his word and move on. I'm sure few girls will find him worthy once they hear about his Neanderthal approach to romance.
ZombieKitteh 8
How does this work? Why the hell is this guy dating and trying to **** you when he's not attracted to you?
radical68 2
Seriously. Dump him. What a prick!