Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I received a call from my employer. They found that some of my nudes have surfaced on the internet. Personal nudes and videos I took exclusively for my boyfriend. He denies he put them out there. Then who did? How stupid does he think I am? FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
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Top comments
JustKittyKat 24
He still finds you beautiful and attractive, though.
Steffi 26
Maybe he assumed you lost weight since filming the video? :)
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Comments (82)
njgohard 16
Not sure if this helps, but... When he gave you the video's address, was it a full URL or the actual name of the video? Because if it was the first, it might have been the wrong URL.
badblaby 8
So it's ok for him to objectify other women as long as it's not you?
gramirez23 9
Shut up and watch ****
Blahblahrasputin 3
It's more likely that he was worried that she didn't consent to be filmed/was revenge porned.
vikky538 29
it seems he loves you...
jacksonhairball 12
Weren't you upset that he was watching **** even though he has a girlfriend?
sc3ptical 30
Why would it matter if he watches **** and has a girlfriend?
nix1993 41
Most girls wouldn't care that their boyfriend watches **** unless they're either extremely insecure or just ridiculously high maintenance.
slyde32 12
I used to watch **** with my girlfriend, some girls don't care if their guy watches ****
rocker_chick23 27
#27: No it doesn't bother me that the OP's boyfriend watches ****. Only women who are bothered by it, are insecure morons who think watching **** is the same as cheating.
ksks1234 33
The "only insecure and/ or high maintenance woman" thing is not necessarily true, nor does it make her a moron. There could be many reasons why she feels that way. Maybe her SO watched more **** than being physical with her, maybe it is against her moral or religious beliefs. What makes it right for anyone else to judge her? I, personally, am sure my boyfriend watches it, but I choose the ignorance is bliss. I don't want to watch it because I get bored by it 3 minutes in.
Merylwen 24
Some people find that sick and immoral without necessarily being insecure. I would just generally not accept my boyfriend masturbating at other people. Neither would he. We would consider it cheating. But hey, different relationships = different values and expectations, I guess.
BossMindedFemale 20
I'm not comfortable with the idea of my boyfriend masterbating to other people. That is just my opinion. In no way does that make me a moron. I don't appreciate that at all. I am not insecure or high maintainance, I'm just entitled to my own likes and dislikes in my relationship. My boyfriend agrees and would feel the same way if the situation were reversed. People have different kind of relationships. Don't ******* put other people down because their relationship isn't like yours.
The_Waffletime 1
No that does make you a moron humans are sexual by nature and you really don't want to make him feel like he is doing something wrong, if I was your BF I would GTFO as soon as possible because we all have desires and needs to fufil and if your not doing it I will
Chibi_Kitten 24
True..I rather that my boyfriend not watch ****, but I know he has needs and ignorance is definitely bliss. However, I would get mad if my boyfriend was watching it while I was over.
lifeofpie25 16
can you share the Web address with us
rambleramble3 11
Haha I scrolled through the comments just to find someone who would say this xD
Grandmastasexy 14
At least he cared enough to call you instead of just assuming things
gracehi 33
Well if he was watching fat girl ****, it would appear then that he gets off to fat women. So, hey! him thinking you're fat has actually helped your sex life!
DarkRealmGolem 9
why do people gotta hate on the comment? he's just looking at the bright side lol
Omniprism 15
I've experienced this though my ex was not so nice about it. I had to admit the chick and I did resemble each other quite a bit but it took a lot of convincing to get him to believe it wasn't me.
laden_swallow09 35
*Were. How fat he thinks you were.
Dcm210 19
What if it was a video when you were drunk yrs ago and don't remember. I hope you two can work things out and have a happy life together.