By confidence taken - 23/08/2014 06:26 - United States - Bay Springs

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Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
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JustKittyKat 24

He still finds you beautiful and attractive, though.

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Steffi 26

Maybe he assumed you lost weight since filming the video? :)

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bianconero_fml 2

I think this is his way to tell you to reduce your weight and also admitting that he is watching ****

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AvatheAvacodo 9

Well he was also watching ****. Take that to note.

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OrNahPlease 4

Why was he watching **** in the first place? ??

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Godsofdracos 15

Crap, I've been doing it wrong all this time? Here I thought we were supposed to play with our pocket rocket...

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mzcupcakez 20

wait what is your boyfriend doing looking through ****?

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Blahblahrasputin 3

Many people in relationships **********, many with the aid of ****. It can be a stress reliever, a way to get some private time or a way for partners with mismatched libidos to stay satisfied.

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Drnavid 13

so you didn't cry that's he's watching ****?

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eurynome_liri 10

Why the heck is everyone freaking out about him watching ****? Its not that big of a deal. O.o

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worldclassrager 39

I hope he doesn't keep grilling you about your stage name or anything like that but it might have changed a few things hopefully for the better

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belami_fml 1

What a mess. Clearly **** is bad for relationships after all.

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limabeans101029 20

Well not really, considering most people don't tend to mistake **** stars for their partner.

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ceelos97 16

I think your boyfriend is a chubby chaser

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Erery 16

Maybe it was just the facial features not the body....

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