Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I received a call from my employer. They found that some of my nudes have surfaced on the internet. Personal nudes and videos I took exclusively for my boyfriend. He denies he put them out there. Then who did? How stupid does he think I am? FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
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Top comments
JustKittyKat 24
He still finds you beautiful and attractive, though.
Steffi 26
Maybe he assumed you lost weight since filming the video? :)
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Comments (82)
bianconero_fml 2
I think this is his way to tell you to reduce your weight and also admitting that he is watching ****
AvatheAvacodo 9
Well he was also watching ****. Take that to note.
OrNahPlease 4
Why was he watching **** in the first place? ??
limabeans101029 21
Educational purposes. Why else?
Godsofdracos 15
Crap, I've been doing it wrong all this time? Here I thought we were supposed to play with our pocket rocket...
mzcupcakez 20
wait what is your boyfriend doing looking through ****?
Blahblahrasputin 3
Many people in relationships **********, many with the aid of ****. It can be a stress reliever, a way to get some private time or a way for partners with mismatched libidos to stay satisfied.
Drnavid 13
so you didn't cry that's he's watching ****?
eurynome_liri 10
Why the heck is everyone freaking out about him watching ****? Its not that big of a deal. O.o
worldclassrager 41
I hope he doesn't keep grilling you about your stage name or anything like that but it might have changed a few things hopefully for the better
belami_fml 1
What a mess. Clearly **** is bad for relationships after all.
limabeans101029 21
Well not really, considering most people don't tend to mistake **** stars for their partner.
ceelos97 16
I think your boyfriend is a chubby chaser
Erery 16
Maybe it was just the facial features not the body....