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By ForeverAlone - / Saturday 16 April 2011 00:52 / United Kingdom
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i think you need to get your priorities straightened out. getting drunk and partying all the time is for immature people who will never live up to their full potential. go to college, study hard, and do something positive with your life besides worrying that your drunk mother is cooler than you. shes not.

Yes, because drinking to the point of unconscious vomiting makes you a cool party animal. I'm so glad you have such a respectable role model.

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Don't worry maybe you'll grow up to be an alcoholic slob of an adult like your mom. Cross your fingers, I hear its hereditary.

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You really wanna be like her? I doubt anyone would call that a life. I mean, reread the part you wrote OP how she could die from her own puke! Oh yea, sounds like a good time!

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I would say it's a f her life, and good for you op. Having fun is one thing, "part animal" is another, full of destroyed liver, kidneys, and much much more. Hooray for health :)

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yeah choking on your vomit is actually the oldest party animal trick in the book, bones to your mom shes awesome, so envious of her lifestyle

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yay lets all get druck and choke on our own vomit then wake up nacked lying next to a guy 20 or 30 years older than you without remembering a thing. yaaay...

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i dont think thats a bad thing !! lolol well its bad for your mom .. but not for you. but the worst thing is ur still living with your mom ..

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My mom died at 39 by passing out drunk & asphyxiating on her own vomit. It happens. To bad no one was around to keep an eye on her. If an adult wants to get drunk, no one in their family is going to be able to stop them.

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Work your hand & eye coordination dumbass. You cant even comment on the correct FML. fyl seriously

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wtf you guys take fml waay to seriously. he posted a comment on the wrong fml so what? its a freaking mistake.

I'm guessing by your posting name "forever alone" means your single too? No party life or girlfriend? I sincerely feel bad for you.

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What's the deal with conforming to the idea of being a party freak at 20ish? I would rather be working with a stable job.

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You can't be working with a stable job and be a "party freak" that's what weekends are for, and who uses the term "party freak" anyway?

u have the genes for it now become a drunk like ur mom only go out and enjoy urself and call a cab newb drinkers shouldn't drive lol

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And on top of that, he's a nurturing son. It's not fun watching someone just to make sure they don't pass out and choke on their own vomit. OP sounds sweet.

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at least he's not a middle-aged drunk, good for nothing, like his mother. he's a good son who possibly can't enjoy his life for dedicating his time on his wasted mom.

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That's probably a good thing. If OP wanted to be like his mom, he could be, but if he wants a good life, then it's best to stay away.

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honestly, the replies here r pathetic.. the lady clearly has drinking problems.. the son is concerned that his mom doesnt get choked.. and u both can only think, "why r u still with ur mom??!".. seriously wht have we become.. worse than animals!!.. and now dude (son).. YDI, for not seeing to it that she didnt get drunk in the first place, u tensed abt her choking? and wht abt all the other several diseases that she could get as a result of drinking?.. take care of ur parents, everyone!

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well 67, if it every night that's a problem. of she's enjoying the end of her years, that's a party. if she raised him to be an adult and take care of himself and he's still there, that's a tragedy. you've got one life, live it up. I'm not saying party every day. get shit done. I have a great paying job, doesn't mean I can't live. kaaaaachow

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he's 22.... he can be looking for a job after college or can be still in college working his way up to a masters degree or phd.....

i think you need to get your priorities straightened out. getting drunk and partying all the time is for immature people who will never live up to their full potential. go to college, study hard, and do something positive with your life besides worrying that your drunk mother is cooler than you. shes not.

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I think what they are trying to say is that getting completely wasted (where someone has to make sure you don't choke or die from alcohol poisoning) might not be a good thing. Getting a little drunk and partying sometimes is fine. But your liver would like it if you took breaks and didn't do that at 53.

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it's okay, I'm still young, when I'm older I'll be grumpy and sober, live your life, but still get shit done, you've only got one, and doc I'll be waiting :D

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