Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
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Comments (98)
sighlifeman 12
worst gift ever..thumbs down if you agree?, cus that's what that happens when u get pets
boultzboi 20
should've built a rabbit proof fence
I_own_a_dog 11
Welcome home!
Witchylady 18
That's so horrible and so tragic. Poor bunny.
Catdragon 40
am I the only one who found this funny?
eliasRrivera 12
this grammar... it annoys me...
Headcrab 29
Rabbit goes great with potatoes and prunes.
Delphos 14
Energizer bunny!
gsiebold 8
anyone else remember those suicidal bunny comics?
smackaroonial 20
Everyone is saying how sad it is that the bunny died, I'm still trying to figure out what kind of house they live in, such that the main electrical cables are just sitting around outside the walls.
jvanevery 19
the damn thing just bit through lamp cord or something I would never thought that was a danger to the rabbit