Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
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Comments (98)
ColorOfSoul 19
Looks like the bunny took the easy way out. Sorry OP....
melanielovejeff 15
My rabbits have chewed through so many cords, but have never gotten electrocuted. They drive me nuts sometimes. Now I watch them like a hawk and remove all cords when they are out.
Neff000 3
hahaha that's ****** up hahahahah
TheLynx_fml 20
Life: **** you
Cristian151 12
Honey bunny
BabyrooKid 11
So you lost a bunny rabbit. But you moved into your first house. Not saying YDI, but definitely not FYL. Perhaps F the bunny's life, though.
False_Stupidity 42
So, I guess Easter 2016 is cancelled then?
zaidthunder1 27
Dumb Ass Bunny.
kile25 17
That was shocking lol
domolovesyoshi 33
Awe poor bun bun, :/