Animals: Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for...

By bluebelle - Australia

Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML

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By Hlaalette - Belgium

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

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By tastetherainbow - United States - Katy

Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the skittles into my face. FML

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By niii - France

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

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By IVOaf - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By cammy123 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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By hairball - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By lagirl - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By Christopher - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By Username

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By Anonymous - Denmark

Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML

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By Anonymous - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

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By GodDamnFan - United States

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter decided to drench our carpets with water, to "make them grow like plants". She's 9. FML

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By cookiemonster - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, a customer asked me if I was English, because I was struggling to understand what he saying. I said yes. He then called me a liar, and said I must be "one of them Polish immigrants." Oh, and he also had a thick Scottish accent. FML

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By Where is it coming from?! - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By lolmyfduplife

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 17:04 - United States - El Macero

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Today, I got an ingrown hair. It wouldn’t be so bad, if it were anywhere other than my penis. FML

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By Nancy - United States

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

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By arther

Today, I got up at 3:15 a.m. to be ready for work at 5 a.m. I get to my work station to find absolutely no work to do. After talking with my boss, I was sent home with no pay. If I'd been employed there 3 weeks longer, I would've been paid for 4 hours. FML

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By fartmaster - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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By Sleepless Dreams - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By Bob - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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By norina - France - Paris

Today, at the bank where I work, I escorted a very short woman to her safe deposit box in the vault. I left her alone, knowing she could use the phone to call the reception when she was ready to leave. We later realised the phone was too high for her to reach. If glares could kill. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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By schooyou101 - United States - Prairie Village

Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML

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By 12693 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By ktwithaq - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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By LawSchoolBoi

Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Italian_Stallion - United States

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

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By Username

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

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By ap84 - United States

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

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By loner - United States - Madison

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML

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By adad - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By givemestrength - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML

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Top comments

By kibster9 | 20

#6439471 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:01

The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking

By smileyemsen | 19

#6439457 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:50

Poor little bunny :(

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By smileyemsen | 19

#6439457 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:50

Poor little bunny :(

MasterTron | 24

#6439544 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 0:05

I guess we know who is not going to be the next energizer bunny

beefsupreme78 | 16

#6439572 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 0:32

It seems to me like we just found out.

By airforce987 | 20

#6439458 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:50

I'm sorry, that's hare-ible.

Rinat_fml | 26

#6439493 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:16

Wish I could say the same about your pun!

HoboRain | 15

#6439532 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:58

But it is.....

higgysaurus | 18

#6439617 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 1:17

would t-rabbit-sty work better? Its a stretch I know

heftysmash253 | 6

#6440333 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 23:48

Maybe it's in-hare-ably tragic, just like #2's attempt.

By DaRito | 25

#6439461 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:53

This is extremely saddening

nityasomaiya | 46

#6439874 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 10:17

Are you sure it escaped...and nothing else? o_O

By Anti_Sora | 31

#6439462 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:53

Op I hope you didn't get attached to that bunny really fast because I remember gerbils doing the same.

xx000o | 27

#6439922 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 12:30

Welsh rarebit pairs wonderfully with a nice burgundy.

By Bgreen94 | 12

#6439463 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:54

FYL

DogeDogeDoge | 13

#6439492 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:16

There's a button for that.

By laxtax | 19

#6439465 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:58

That bunny was a sleeper cell

By Attackofthebeans | 14

#6439467 - Monday 19 October 2015 22:59

well i hink ive done enogh reafing for one day....

XxDanno316xX | 27

#6439509 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:28

And typing.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6439511 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:29

Done enough reefer for one day, maybe.

aimbug | 42

#6439580 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 0:43

Time to work on spelling! (:

By kibster9 | 20

#6439471 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:01

The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking

TacoPeps | 14

#6439764 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 5:17

This is not the time for puns

metalhead4740 | 14

#6439839 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 8:19

Jesus that was savage

APHPrussia | 19

#6440147 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 18:33

Very savage but amazing all the same.

By SexyQueen0905 | 24

#6439472 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:01

Aaaand now I'm depressed for the rest of the day.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6439513 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:32

Time to go watch Bambi and Old Yeller.

Myo_fml | 20

#6439573 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 0:33

And Fox and the Hound.

Violenna | 14

#6441465 - Thursday 22 October 2015 4:12

And read Hachiko and Where the Red Fern Grows for good measure.

By Tripartita | 44

#6439474 - Monday 19 October 2015 23:02

I'm sorry, OP. This happened to me once. The wires just looked so tasty…