Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
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Comments (98)
KxHoneyCombxP 24
******* thing literally died of both karma and irony
Mooglefox 24
Power may be out, but at least you got a cooked dinner.
pookylulu 8
Electrocuting is the term for death by electricity, to be electrocuted is to die, so the 'and killing' is not needed. sorry about your bunny OP
The_Butt_Shark 4
As an electrician it is not possible for all of your power to be out, just the breaker that feeds whatever wire it bit into.
OhYeahMrKrabz 3
Electrocution is when someone dies of an electric shock, so it can't be electrocuted and killed.
backdoorman010 9
sounds like natural selection to me
donuts678 25
Natural selection?
RachelAnn23 8
I was bunny-sitting for a friend several years ago and her bunny did the same. chewed through three telephone cords before I realized it was him. Thankfully the bunny was okay but I kept a closer eye on him the next time I bunny sat.
jvanevery 19
I did not know that rabbits would attack electrical cords WTF my cat occasionally attacks electric cords but that's because they move other posters say this is common but I am still surprised fyl
PsychobillyRebel 14
Maybe you should take that as a sign :o