Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
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kibster9 20
The bunny discovered that electricity is quite shocking
smileyemsen 19
Poor little bunny :(
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Comments (98)
9Ja4cOb 14
Did you want the bunny? Or was it like: "why'd you get me this? Oh great now everything's f'd up"
worldclassrager 41
Curiosity killed the rabbit? Doesn't have the same ring
writerchic85 26
Your fault not hers
DEADPOOL076 30
It is always a sad day when a pet decides that suicide is a better option than being your pet. Could be a rabbit thing though, I had a rabbit do the same thing, including escaping her cage just to chew an electrical cord.
bunnylady08 13
bunnies will do that. sorry about the bunny OP
kyrisonfusion 22
Bunnies are notorious for that stuff... Sorry to hear it
dollycat 6
as a bunny enthusiast I have to warn against just impulse buying them. they are VERY high maintenance and can cost more than a dog to keep.
juggalo2 22
If rabbits are left free in the house they will constantly chew. They will also burrow into the walls and insulation.
melanielovejeff 15
I have rabbits. They don't dig holes into our walls and burrow into insulation. That's a bit extreme. My rabbits chew my furniture though. I'm going to have to reupholster my furniture one day.
MedChew 19
Suicide bunny IRL. Anyone remember that comic?
captainsmegma 12
Ding! Your candlelight dinner is ready.